Going to try and start something new tonight. Each week I will be compiling a list of who I consider to be the biggest Douche Bags.

This ignoble title will be bestowed upon the men and women that have done the most in the last 7 days to set back humanity, just because they want to be pricks.

This weeks winners are:

Sanjay Gupta: Gupta has withdrawn his name from being considered for the job of top doctor of the US. Rumor has it that he didn't like the pay cut he would have to endure. Gupta is a brilliant neurosurgeon and a great doctor. He has just prevented millions of people form benefiting from his talents because he wants to earn a little more money shilling for CNN.

Roger Ailes: Ailes, Mr. Buddy Buddy with the Bush family, is the CEO of Fox News. He's recently been quoted as saying that he is ready to wage war with Obama , comparing it to the Alamo. Evidently, Alies considers fairer taxes, and universal health care to be key signs of the Apocalypse.

Ken Starr: What would a douche bag list be without Ken Starr. Not content with wasting the nations time and money going after Clinton in the 90s over blow jobs in the White House, Starr is now devoting his energies to deny civil liberties to homosexuals. Evidently, Starr will not be happy until no one in the country is getting laid -ever.

Zach Wamp: Wamp and Gupta must be dating, because it's a great week for beating up health care. Wamp has publicly stated that health care is not a right. Wamp is correct. There is nothing in the American constitution that requires the government to provide universal health care coverage. But then again, there is nothing in the constitution about teaching evolution, having the ten commandments on court houses, about invading countries without warrant, about having a Federal Reserve system, about banning gay marriage, or about unilaterally negotiating trade deals. All things the GOP are in favor for, and are basically the central ideologies of their party. So if we are going to be technically right, Mr. Wamp, your entire party is full of shit. So if you have the right to be full of shit, then sick people have the right to medicine.

Ken Lewis: Lewis is the big cheese at Bank of America. If you can even call it a bank any longer. Aren't banks supposed to have money? This week Lewis came out and said that TARP was "a mistake", that he really didn't need all that money (but he spent it anyway), and is now refusing to cooperate with the DA of NY regarding bonuses paid to execs. One silver lining, major shareholders of his bank want him fired. Fuck you Lewis. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.


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